I always go coo coo for the Cocoa Puffs of the girls who take selfies on here but I myself am terribly horrified to take selfies. I'm uggies.
I'm a big hairy man-beast and I don't know who could ever love me like this. I really should get into shape. I always see girls gushing over guys who spend way too much time in the gym. I just don't want to have to live in a gym to be acceptable.